Dear Barack Obama,
You should become a Mormon.
I know you’ve had a lot of trouble picking religions. I’ve noticed that you haven’t gone to Church very much lately, and I’ve noticed that you’ve asserted many times that you are a Christian, so I assume since you’re a Christian you think that church attendance is important, since most Christians think church attendance is a nice thing to do, and I know that you’re the type of person to do what you think is important, so I think you ought to start going back to Church. But you can’t go back to Jeremiah Wright’s Church, for obvious reasons, and the churches close to the White House don’t seem to be doing it for you, so I suggest you give Mormonism a shot before giving up on organized religion altogether. And give it a good shot, too.
Being a Mormon is awesome.
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
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He should become a Jew. If he's gonna participate in sacred passover dinners.
He should go back to Jeremiah Wright's church, He shouldn't quit his religion to become president.
He should convert to Islam, he loves the islamic people and their abuse of wives and he likes buying their oil.
he should become Amish, Amish people are really really nice. And the Amish don't create any pollution, since he loves the environment.
He should become Hindu, so he can be reincarnated as America's future president.
Maybe he should be a secularist.
Maybe he should "drink the Kool aid"
Maybe he should be a scientologist, that sounds fun.
Maybe he should participate in all religions fairly and equally!! that seems like an impossible task.
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