LTTP - Bo

Dear Barack Obama,

How is Bo?

I hope he’s good. (Your pet dog is a boy, right? Bo sounds like a boy’s name.)

Speaking of pets, I want to give you a good idea about animals. I know most Presidents have a pet dog, and you have an especially cute dog (black like you!), but since you’re all about running Washington differently, and since you talked about “change we can believe in” when you were a Presidential candidate, have you ever thought about getting a more exotic pet? Like maybe an iguana? Or a ferret? Or a rhinoceros? You have a big enough yard for a rhinoceros.

And then you could give your exotic pet an exotic name. Like Forthwhile. Or Lilash.

I know you didn’t ask for my advice, and I know you have paid advisors to help you look appealing in all you do and say, but, I think I know the American people pretty well, and the American people like zany stuff like that.

Getting an exotic pet and giving it a crazy name might help your approval ratings, and it might help you get re-elected in three years. If nothing else, it will distract Americans from your agenda for a while.

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa