Friday, February 19, 2010

CPAC!!! [The Part of the Blog that has Pictures Again!!!]











Dear Readers,
This pictures R how I feels 'bout CPAC!!!
the feelings of C.P.A.C. make the thoughts appear on my brain and the thoughts make the pictures come to TELEMOONFA TIME


I think my pictures speak for themselves. That is to say, I think, the pictures I drew have voices- they produce sounds... sounds that have meaning. Listen closely.
Ha ha ha listen to all the voices.
Wayne LaPierre is soooo awesome- I never heard of him before but I'm glad he's out there protecting my right to bear arms. I really like the National Rifle Association.
And George Will... well, he's awesome, too!
And Josh Mandel- he made a good impression on me. Motivated me. A conservative Jewish Marine... that's the kind of political leadership I want.
I wish more people were really listening to/ watching CPAC, and I wish more people cared about politics, and I wish more of the mass of people living in a quiet desperation of liberalism would see the light of conservatism!!!
...
See, what conservatism needs is more name-dropping. So much of politics is image-making, hype and name recognition, you know. People are more persuaded by theatre than logic and ideas- politics is mostly smoke and mirrors and glitter and starry-eyed wonderfulness. According to sociolinguist Deborah Tannen, 90% of communication is non-verbal, so, words and ideas and facts and reason... those things aren't nearly as effective as BODY LANGUAGE AND HAIRCUTS and SHINY THINGS THAT LOOK AND SOUND AND FEEL WONDERFUL! Catchy slogans, lighting, makeup, you see... now is the time to make conservatives look great.
BECAUSE CONSERVATIVES ACTUALLY ARE RIGHT!
Pictures and music, things that appeal to the emotions, you know, nevermind the truth of some of these things... you need wonderful pictures and wonderful music to influence people to vote for you. ACORN helps too.
and here are my wonderful pictures for you... my wonderful pictures for you all to influence the mind of the planet-dwellers to be conservatives- socially-wise and fiscally-wise and other-ly-wise...
my pictures for you...
look, I made pictures for the world...
Name-dropping ahoy!
MITT ROMNEY!!!
ERIC CANTOR
GEORGE WILL
WAYNE LAPIERRE
JOSH MANDEL
MARCO RUBIO

MICHAEL MEDVED

MICHAEL SAVAGE
MILTON FREIDMAN
CLEON SKOUSEN
RUSH LIMBAUGH
MITT ROMNEY
SCOTT BROWN
MITT ROMNEY
SARAH PALIN
JEFF FLAKE
MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa

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