Saturday, February 27, 2010

LTTP - Energy

Dear President Obama,

I’m concerned about the cost and availability of energy in America. I have some suggestions for you about energy.

1- Do all you can to promote nuclear energy. Remove all red tape standing in the way of the construction of new nuclear power plants.

2- Let us drill for oil in Alaska and in other places in America where oil abounds. Let us tap our own domestic resources before we buy foreign oil, the buying of which may be funding terrorists.

3- Provide funding for, or at least stop the suppression of, those scientists who discovered that a certain type of bug can excrete crude oil. (Have you heard of them?)

4- Stop wasting money on wind turbines. They are not nearly as efficient and cost-effective as coal power and nuclear power.

5- Stop fighting global warming. Human-caused global warming isn’t real. Fighting global warming is like Don Quixote fighting windmills that he thought were giants, except Don Quixote didn’t waste as much money as our government has.

6- Listen to and follow my suggestions.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I don;t pay for utilities, but it drives me bonkers when my roommates leave the tv on after they're done watching it. its one of my biggest pet peeves.
And I heard a story of a girl in my town who left the water in her bathroom sink on when she left. that makes me so so mad. really really mad. She doesn't pay for utilities but someone has to, and she's wasting water like crazy.