Dear Readers,
Uh-oh!
Mark Levin and Michael Savage and my tea-party friends say I should vote for JD Hayworth, and so until today I was pretty sure that I supported Hayworth, but today I found out that my political idol, Mitt Romney, says I should vote for John McCain!
Uh-oh!
(JD Hayworth and John McCain are both running for U.S. Senate in Arizona, FYI)
What should I do?
And I have to decide really fast because the primary is in August!
Hmmm... I'm not sure yet, but I think I'm still going to vote for JD Hayworth. He seems more conservative than John McCain. I looked at his website, and it was pretty convincing that JD is for smaller government and stuff.
I don't mean any disrespect to Mitt Romney's endorsement, though. Sorry, Mr. Romney, for not voting for who you tell me to vote for.
I sort of think that Mitt Romney is endorsing John McCain just because it's better politically. Mitt Romney has his eye on the Presidential seat in 2012, and to get that job, he's got to look more moderate so he can win over the Democrats and Independents who will try to get Barack Obama re-elected. And what better way to look more moderate than to support John McCain? But maybe that's not his real reason for supporting John McCain.
Maybe Mitt Romney is just trying to look consistent- he endorsed McCain for President, after he lost to him in the Primaries, so Mitt thinks he should keep endorsing McCain, I suppose. Romney was already accused of being a flip-flopper on abortion and other social issues, so maybe he doesn't want to seem like a flip-flopper again.
Of course Mitt Romney can't be endorsing John McCain just because he honestly thinks that McCain would do a better job than Hayworth. Ha ha ha.
Politicians don't think like that. Politicians scheme. Even Mitt Romney, the holy one, is a schemer- but he's scheming for the right reasons, so it's OK.
Mitt Romney scheming to become President is like Abraham telling people that Sarah was his sister and not his wife. OK, maybe it's not exactly like that, but you Biblical people know what I'm talking about. If you're lying for God, it's OK.
Um... but why does Mitt Romney have to endorse anyone? Is it a rule that political figures have to take sides in every race?
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
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