Saturday, February 27, 2010

LTTP - Enviornment

Dear President Obama,

As a concerned citizen and landowner, I have a few pieces of advice about the environment.

Don’t let the Environmental Protection Agency regulate Co2. Co2 is not a pollutant, and human-caused global warming isn’t real.

Let lumberjacks be lumberjacks. Let them cut down trees. Wood is good for us, and trees grow back again.

Lower the amount of animals on the endangered species list. Let me go hunting for them. The governmentally protected habitats of so-called endangered animals prevent the growth of human civilization and of robust economic development.

Limit the influence of Al Gore and environmentalists everywhere.

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa

4 comments:

Bethcabforcutie said...

Why would you hunt endangered species?! Once they are gone, they are gone forever. I prefer the company of animals to that of humans so I may starting hunting people, so watch out Mr. Telemoonfa!!!!

s. said...

and if you hunt enough people, then maybe global warming will go away with less people polluting up the planet! i'm on beth's side!

Anonymous said...

I like the environment. And you don't hunt at all.

Anonymous said...

Have you read "The Most Dangerous Game?" its a good short story some of the previous comments remind me of.