Spam, Pickle and Cheese Sandwich Recipe

Dear Readers,

Here’s a recipe I just invented and enjoyed the other day.

Ingredients:

Spam
Pickles
Cheese
Bread

Directions:

1- Slice the spam and heat it up in a pan. I use a cast iron skillet because it makes me feel old-fashioned and manly. After the spam has cooked for a minute or two, flip it. Then put slices of cheese on it. If you like a lot of cheese, then use a lot of cheese. The cheese starts to melt, and the grease from the cheese mixes with the grease from the spam, and spam grease + cheese grease = yumminess.

2 - Toast two slices of bread in a toaster. Toast it long enough so it’s stiff and crunchy, but don’t burn the bread. Burned bread is gross. Plus eating burned stuff gives you cancer, or is that an urban legend? I think this sandwich tastes better with white bread. But if you use wheat bread, then use more spam and cheese and pickles, because wheat bread is a flavor-hog. That is, if you eat a sandwich with thick wheat bread, it’s like all you can taste is the thick wheat bread, you know what I mean? But back to toasting the bread. My toaster has a settings from 1 – 9, so I usually set it on 5 or 6.

3 - Put the spam and the melted cheese and the pickle slices on the bread.

4 - Eat it!

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa