Jan Brewer = Jan Birther? :)

Dear Readers,

Did you hear that the Arizona legislature recently passed a bill that requires Obama to show his really really real birth certificate to the Arizonan Secretary of State before he can appear on the Arizona ballot in 2012?

Woo-hoo!

Now Governor Jan Brewer just needs to sign it into law, and then we'll all be so much closer to solving the mystery of Obama's real birthplace! See, if HB 1277 becomes law, then maybe Obama won't like it so he'll sue Arizona (again) and he'll have some of his goons in federal courts rule it unconstitutional. But if Obama made any of those moves, then that just goes to show you that Obama is really an alien!

Here's the beauty of the proposed law: If Obama fights against HB 1277, the Tea Party wins. If Obama doesn't fight against HB 1277, Tea Party still wins! And then you know who wins? America!

See how wonderful this all is?

I just sent the following email to Jan Brewer encouraging her to sign the bill into law.

Dear Governor Jan Brewer,

Please sign HB 2177 into law.

I’m a precinct committeeman for the Republican Party in Pinal County and a concerned citizen. HB 2177 is important legislation that will help verify that Barack Obama is indeed a natural-born citizen, which, as you know, is a U.S. Constitutional requirement for being the President.

Please sign HB 2177 into law.

What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of looking kooky if you sign it? Well, a lot of liberals already think that Arizona is kooky, looking just a littler kookier can’t hurt things now. And you know that despite what some critics may say, Arizonans are sensible. We simply want to put to rest all the conspiracy theories about Obama’s birthplace.

Please sign HB 2177 into law.

Obama has already been vicious to you and to Arizona by suing Arizona over SB1070. Politically speaking, Obama is not our friend. We shouldn’t worry so much about decorum, or about ruffling Obama’s feathers. Instead, we should worry about reaching the truth, and we should worry about ensuring that those who hold public office are eligible to do so.

Please sign HB 2177 into law.

Even if you don’t believe this legislation is that important yourself, what could it hurt? It’s very cheap. It’s not like HB 2177 would create a whole new expensive bureaucracy. It wouldn’t take very long for the Arizona Secretary of State to verify that anyone appearing on Arizona ballots is eligible to be a candidate for the position he or she is running for.

Well, I think I’ve said enough. I hope that you add my opinion to all the other opinions that have been given in favor of HB 1277. Thank you for your time and consideration, and please sign HB 2177 into law.

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa