Dear Readers,
The other day I saw a monkey and he was so dumb! He was doing all these dumb things like hopping around and like… doing nothing, just dumb stuff. He didn’t even say anything or anything. I threw a banana out there for him to sniff, like I put it in front of him, like I threw it on the ground, and he was just so dumb! He didn’t even eat it or anything. Not even touch it. Man, I can’t believe how dumb monkeys are! People are way smarter than monkeys. Even dumb people are smarter than the dumby-dumb dumb monkeys! All monkeys are dumb, that’s for sure.
And pigs are dumb too! Oh my gosh! They’re just so dumb. They just lay around all day and… and… sometimes they walk a little, but they’re just so dumb! I saw a pig in real life the other day, he was like, a pig, and, he was pink with the curly tail and he was just like, so dumb! And then I stabbed the pig and ate all of its bacon.
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
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I hope this is your attempt at humor, although I don't find it amusing. If monkeys and pigs have found a way to exist, doing nothing but hanging around and relaxing, then they are a lot smarter than humans, who run around all stressed out everyday. They are for sure smarter than you. Anyway, who are you to judge the intelligence level of other creatures? And when you are dead and buried, worms and bugs will be eating your decomposing corpse, then who is the smart one?
I wouldn't eat banannas if you threw them at me either.
Dear Anonymous,
Of course monkeys and pigs are not dumb. The point of this (as I understood it, though I didn't write it) was to laugh at the person speaking, not the animals he was calling dumb. Someone who would talk about animals this way would be pretty dumb themselves and I thought it was funny the way it was written becasue it made me laugh at the person, not the animals.
Have a wonderful day.
The Boid
Thanks Boid.
I've noticed that some of these anonymous comments are getting rough, and I'm not sure if I should respond to them and try to stick up for myself and my blog posts, or if I should just move on to something else.
Like right now I'm wondering if I should take the effort to try to respond to the comment about the Bible being a bunch of fertility ritual texts pasted together by the Roman Empire. That comment was after "the seven books they took out of the Bible" post. I mean there's a lot of stuff I could talk about, in response to some of these anonymous comments, and I think I will later, just because I like writing about lots of stuff. I don't know.
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