News, Angels, Google, Yikes, Stimulus, EXPLOSIONS

Dear Readers,

The other night I had a nightmare that the stimulus passed in the Senate and the President signed it. I was very scared. I dreamed, or maybe I thought, about this guy I know who owns a hardware store and a lumberyard. He read the news about the stimulus passing and cried. He was losing his identity, losing his ability to work for his bread and provide for his family. It was very sad. And then also in my nightmare, in another fragmented part of the dream, there were lots of people standing in bread lines, in a gray cold morning...

In related news, here’s a spooky article I just read:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/02/09/gop-sounds-alarm-obama-decision-census-white-house/

Yikes! The Obama administration is in charge of the census now! Yikes! That’s a huge deal. They can rig the numbers- skew the statistics… cook the books… write the official story… and they’re coming after you!

Remember what Kurt Cobain said about people coming after you: “Just because your paranoid, don’t mean they’re not after you.”

That is to say, they really might be after you! It’s a very definite possibility!

!!!

Did you hear about how Google can track you wherever you are, whenever they want, as long as you have a cell phone on you – BAM!

Just clickety-click and then BAM! They got you!

They know where you are… and they know what you buy… and they can see you… right now.

!!!

I don’t know about you, but I don’t like the idea of strangers watching me. If nice angels are watching me, like I think they are, that’s cool.

Hi, how are you doing, invisible angels who won’t talk back to me? Good, I hope. Keep those demons away from me! See ya.

And I’m OK with the idea of ghosts watching me, too, even when I don’t have clothes on. As long as their friendly ghosts.

But the government?! No way! I don’t want the government looking at me! Cut it out, Government! Shut off those cameras! Slice the cords of the microphones you have planted on those pod people I think are my friends! Find the Tech-tropolis underground- hidden before our eyes- and blow it up with really big bombs! WOOOOOSSHHHH!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! KA-Blooey!!!

EXPLOSIONS! EXPLOSIONS!

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa