Dear Readers,
I like reading bumperstickers on other people’s cars. Sometimes when I’m driving I get dangerously close to the car in front of me, just so I can make out what their bumpersticker says.
One of my favorite bumpersickers is: “Do not Wash: Vehicle undergoing scientific dirt test” Ha ha ha. That one cracks me up every time.
I wish I had the guts to put a bumpersticker on my car, because I appreciate it when other people put bumperstickers on their cars, but I’m afraid I’d get tired of my bumpersticker really soon. One, or two, or five bumpersticker can’t sum up all my values/opinions/political leanings. But I’ve thought up some really cool ones. I think they’re original. Here they are:
Eating Meat and Shooting Guns is so totally awesome
My Truck Has a Big Engine, and I’d Like to Tell You More About It
My Nuclear Family is Normal-looking.
You can’t spell Obama without BAM!
I play football instead of hackey-sack… and I Don’t Eat Granola!
I make the sound of a grizzly bear
I look for rainbows… then shoot them
I work for a living, unlike the homeless
WOOSH!
Back in my day…
The best politicians wear cowboy hats
I support the local sports team
I disapprove of the current president
I disapprove of the current president, governor, mayor, sheriff, and mine inspector
Only Communists go to the library!
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
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Dear Readers,
I deleted another comment. It said, “My bumpersticker would say: you’re such a beep, not EVEN Jesus loves you.” Except it didn’t say beep.
Ahhh… I’m so glad I could rid the world of one more impurity today.
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
Telemoonfa,
I have a brilliant idea on how you can rid the world of one BIG impurity.
Why don't you go jump off a bridge?! The world would be a much better place without your idiotic ranting.
wow, your bumpersticker post made people mad. usually i'm really critical of your post, but i love bumper stickers too. so i have nothing negative to say here. i have bumper stickers on my car. one is a greatful dead skull, one says "i give evolution two opposable thumbs up" the other one is a dna fish (as opposed to a jesus fish since i don't believe in christ)...i want more. i want to cover the back end of my geo in them entirely. you should know though, since you're not into gay rights here, the "I make the sound of a grizzly bear" one you listed has gay inference here...i like it though. :)
Anonymous 4:43, if you don't like something, why spend your precious time reading and then commenting on it?
Here is a bumper sticker I think I have seen that I liked:
Subvert the dominant paradigm.
I also like when I see this bumper sticker:
Drum machines have no soul.
I worked with a guy that had that on his car and when I told him I liked it he said he put it on there because it made no sense. I thought it made plenty of sense.
The Boid
kekeke. bumperstickers are funny. I like your original ones.
I liked the one of Communists go to the library.
I thought it was funny.
Telling someone to jump off a bridge is not very nice. Its not nice at all.
Why'd you even come back to this blog if you hate it so much in the first place?!
I believe Telemoonfa is not an idiot. in fact he's brilliant! And his ranting is here on his blog and aimed at people willing to listen.
He's not forcing clever bumper stickers down your throat!
sometimes things just make me so mad!
Onetime I saw one that said "Drum machines are people too" I loved it
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