Dear Readers,
Here's Mitt Romney's speech after he won the New Hampshire primary.
A few conservative talk radio hosts said it was one of the best speeches Mitt ever gave. I agree. I think in most previous speeches, Mitt Romney has come across as a little too cautious, and maybe a little too bland. But this victory speech is more bold and passionate.
The question now isn't "Will Mitt Romney win the nomination?" it's "What state could he lose, in the primary election?"
I'm going to make a prediction. It may sound crazy, but actually it's not crazy. And of course psychiatrists everywhere consider Telemoonfa to be the Ultimate Arbiter of Craziness. j/k lol :)
OK, here's my prediction, in all capitol letters:
MITT ROMNEY WILL WIN EVERY SINGLE STATE IN THE PRIMARY ELECTION.
Wow, what a prediction! Do you think it could really come true?! I do!
Mitt has a huge lead in the polls in Florida, a big lead in South Carolina, um... only him and Ron Paul will be on the Virginia ballot, and Mitt will win there... where can he lose? I initially thought he might lose in some evangelical Bible-thumping (code for "anti-Mormon") state, but the important question is, who would he lose to? Rick Santorum doesn't have enough money to buy TV ads. About 47 % of the voters out there only pick their candidates based on TV commercials (and remember that 75 % of statistics are just made up anyway) and Romney's the king of TV commercials, so... I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that that's the way it is, so since Romney has so much money and so much organization, Romney is going to be the winner!
Hooray!
Now, maybe if all the other non-Romney candidates besides Rick Santorum drop out, and then coalesce behind Santorum, maybe Santorum could pick up a state or two. Notice how I am ignoring Ron Paul. Ha ha ha. Even though he's doing well, he's just crazy, so... well.. um... serioulsy, Mitt's poll numbers are doing better now than ever before!
Mitt Romney is my hero! Hooray!
Believe in America!
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
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Looks like my prediction was already wrong. Upon closer examination, it was determined that Rick Santorum won Iowa. But really, um, it was so close, that we won't even count Iowa, OK?
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