I'm excited about the election in New Hampshire today

Dear Readers,

Mitt Romney won in Iowa!

Hooray!

And... breaking news... Mitt Romney won in New Hampshire!

Hooray!

But will Mitt Romney win in South Carolina next week or whenever it is?

Probably! Because the polls say he probably will! And when do the polls ever lie? Pretty much never!

So, I think the primary election is over. I think Mitt's the Republican nominee. And what a great thing that is. What a great, great thing. Mitt Romney's great. I think he's my hero. Yeah, he is! He is my hero! Mitt Romney's my hero. How about that? I think that's great. Great and fanciful.

Now we all have to wait around until the fall when the general election happens. I think Obama might win because he's gonna have a billion dollars, and he's gonna have the media on his side, and he can dance, and he can relate to the 99 %, even though he himself is part of the 1 %, and he's got more charisma than Romney. And Obama's the first black president, so I think he's still going to have the black vote just on that fact alone, which is kind of racist, really. I mean, maybe it's impossible for me, a white person, to call a black person racist, but hear me out. If a black person judges the candidates not by the content of their character but by the color of their skin, in other words, if they vote for Obama just because he's black... isn't that racist?

It's kind of weird that Iowa and New Hampshire and other early voting states have such a big say in who gets the nomination. Like, a lot of us might be wondering, "Hey, only 2 out of 50 states have voted. How can the primary be over?"

Well, it's over because there's nobody coming close to Mitt Romney, except for Ron Paul. And Ron Paul's crazy... so that only leaves us with Mitt. Well, maybe Santorum could be the nominee, but he just doesn't have the organization or money to get into first place, I think. Newt's a crook, Perry is bad at debating, Huntsman will do well in the liberal states, but the conservative states don't like him at all... so... blah blah blah.

It does look like Ron Paul is the only other guy with the money and organization and consistent poll numbers to give Romney a challenge. But Ron Paul's crazy!!!

Ron Paul said that Israel created Hamas!

Ron Paul said that the proposed wall on the U.S. - Mexico border was really designed to keep Americans in!

Ron Paul said that maybe, kind of, sort of, America was responsible for 9/11, and maybe, kind of, sort of, George W. Bush masterminded the entire terrorist attack. (Look, Ron Paul, if you don't denounce your 9/11 truther followers, then you tacitly support their wack-ball theories.)

Ron Paul has had virtually no bills passed. I suppose an argument could be made that his "constitutionalist" voice has pushed Congress in a more "constitutionalist" direction, but the push has been slight.

I've already talked about why we should all say no to Dr. No in another blog post, so instead of pontificating further, I'll just refer you to that.

But I don't want to make Ron Paul and his Cult too angry, because then he might run third party, and that would pretty much guarantee Obama's re-election.

The other thing that would pretty much guarantee Obama's re-election is Donald Trump running third party, which brings me to a pleading:

Please, please, please Ron Paul, don't run third party.

And please, please, please, Donald Trump, don't run third party.

But if any of you Green Party people want to run a candidate for President, please do so. That would take away votes from Obama, so that would be cool.

I don't know if this political stuff is interesting to you. It's interesting to me. But so are a lot of other things, and I think I'll concern myself with some of those other things now. See you later.

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa