Dear Readers,
The Student Council at Northern Arizona University decided to create a new fee for new communal services.
http://jackcentral.com/news/2010/09/new-student-fee-brings-nau-on-campus-benefits/
This news is more evidence that, generally speaking, college students should not be running things. Remember the Yellow Bike Program?
http://www4.nau.edu/insidenau/bumps/2007/10_3_07/bikes.htm
Ha ha ha. What an utter failure in communism that was.
Student Councils are worthless!! They should all be abolished!
Oh, I suppose that a few girls making posters and twirling ribbons for a school dance is innocent. But I don't want to go to the dance! I don't have any school spirit, and I don't plan on getting school spirit any time soon. Stop bugging me.
I never went to prom. I probably just stayed home and watched movies, played Super Nintendo, or read comic books.
And not because I couldn't get a date! I'm pretty sure at least one awkward and hormonal girl would have gone to the prom with me. But I don't like dances, and I don't like school, and I don't like expensive things like fancy meals and overpriced tickets to a school dance, and I don't like prom!
I think a new tea-party slogan could be: I'm not going to prom!
Harrumph!
What do student councils do anyway? They just think up ways to spend other people’s money, and they act like they're doing it for the good of other people. Student councils teach kids to be in love with power, fame and big government.
Thank goodness I'm out of school. I never never want to go to school again. School is a bad place. People are mean there.
Retreat to the hills. Paint a picture of the hills. Don't go to the prom. Emerge only when your hills are threatened.
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
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Telemoonfa,
When I don't know if you are serious or not, I don't know what to say.
I can't tell if this is a parody or not.
If you didn't want people to be able to tell, you win.
The Boid
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