Those crazy tea party people

Dear Readers,

I really like being a conservative Republican tea-party type of guy. I look at pictures about politics a lot, so I know a lot about politics, and I shot a gun this past weekend, and that makes me feel like a swell guy.

I have something to offer, you know? Like, I can be the nice neighborhood political person...

But some tea-party people are really weird, like the guy who wrote this blog post over a year ago. I've copied and pasted it here.

There is a MASSIVE plan underway to divide and conquer the people, to cause a civil war. They are trying to cause Depopulation (through casualties, our dead bodies), Government Loyalty, the NAU, [telemoonfa's note: NAU stands for North American Union] a massive government, and the New World Order.

First I believe we are heading for a civil war, and Obama will make it happen when the money has been spent. Obama is the anti-Lincoln. Both were from Illinois, and both were 1st time senators with little experience. Obama even tried to take the oath of office on Lincoln’s Bible as if to prove the point of the link, but that’s where it ends. Lincoln set the slaves free, but Obama wants to enslave us all. Lincoln kept the Union together, but Obama is dividing it up.

The war will look like this. First they will spend the money till they default the currency. Next, after the riots for food and gas, he will declare martial law and suspend Congress. States will decide not to send any money to the Federal Government, people will stop paying taxes to the Federal government. Obama will suspend certain State legislatures and the people will openly defy the Federal government. Obama will send in the military from foreign sources. Groups of States will combine to fight them, along with the populace. The war will last five to ten years. After the war, the States will strip the federal government of most of it’s power and a number of state blocks will rotate the presidency thereafter. The war will not be pretty. The liberalists and Obamanites who live in the cities will be favored so that protection zones will be erected around those cities. The rest of the nation will be against the major cities.

The guy sounds crazy, doesn't he? He is crazy, right?

Right?!

I just want to make it clear that I'm sensible and electable. And most of the people I endorse are also sensible and electable.

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa