Applying to be a poll worker

Dear Readers,

I just hacked into some of the New Black Panther Party's files and I found this cover letter:

To Whom It May Concern:

I want to be a voting poll worker. I would be a good one because I strongly believe that I have all the right skills and personality to be very excellent. Like, I’m not professional at voting technology, but that won’t matter if you just let me do my plan. My plan is I’ll stand outside the polling place and brandish a billy club and I’ll give people really mean looks. (I’ll have a gun in my trench coat, too.) I think my plan will really help the voting be good. In the big picture. So can I be a poll worker or not?

Sincerely,
Muhammad Al-Zakarishashilattamottawaw
Assistant to the Vice-Secretary of the New Black Panther Party

Ha ha ha!

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa