Dear Readers,
So there’s this gun club/ militia called the Hutaree. Maybe you’ve heard of them in the news. Members of the Hutaree spend their time reading the Bible, looking out for the Antichrist and the mark of the Beast, shooting big guns, and talking about how they don’t like the government very much.
Hmmm… they sound like my type of people.
And look, they have a website:
http://www.hutaree.com/
Well, Big Brother got word of their right-wing Christian unrest and so the big bad government swooped in with their bigger guns and just smashed all those guys. Just smashed them.
Now the Hutaree people are all smashed.
And what did the Hutaree people actually do? Nothing! All they were doing was just hanging out in the forest, talking about maybe sometime killing the Antichrist or some of the Antichrist’s minions. And if killing the Antichrist is a crime, well, then, I hope to become a criminal, because I WANT TO KILL THE ANTICHRIST!!!
And wanting to kill the Antichrist isn’t crazy at all. It’s righteous! Plus patriotic!
Because killing the Antichrist is in the Constitution!
I quote from Article 5, section 17: Congress shall enact no law infringing on the right of the people to hunt for and destroy the Antichrist
And who doesn’t want to kill the Antichrist? C’mon, you would totally be a huge hero if you spotted him, got him in your scopes and then blasted him away with a BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!
He could be anywhere… look out! Duck! I think I see him!
And for those of you who think the Hutaree people aren’t really Christian because they’re too violent… well, let me remind you, my Christian readers, that a lot of you have enthusiastically and reverently sung the song that goes, “I’m a soldier in the army of the Lord,” and a lot of you have sung, “Onward Christian Soldiers” with vim, and a lot of you love the part of The Battle Hymn of the Republic that goes, “He hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword.” And we all know that those lyrics are code words for, “Blast away infidels in the name of God!”
And before you cast the first stone at the misunderstood Hutaree, let me remind you, my Christian readers, of the way you drooled when you first heard the story of David killing Goliath. You liked it when the rock hit his head. You liked it when David put his foot on Goliath's massive chest, and David took Goliath's sword, and hacked into that thick neck, and let the blood flow. You liked the power that David had, and you wanted some of that power.
And you still want the power that David had!
And the way you can get that power is by buying a bunch of guns and looking for the Mark of the Beast!
Whatever you do, if the Government comes to your house and says, "Hi, um, I'm the government, and I need to implant this chip into your brain. Don't worry. It will keep you safe."
Don't take it! Don't let them put the mark of the beast in you! Don't be tricked by the AntiChrist! They could come tomorrow. They could come in a week. They could be right outside your door! Blast them! Blast them away with the power of God!
Expel them! Expel the demons from your midst! Use your guns! Use your explosives to go boom boom boom!!!
Do not let the Devil in your house, and the Devil is 666, and he wants to put a government microchip in you!!! Watch out!
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!
In conclusion, I love Hutaree. I think they are swell people.
And for sure they would support JD Hayworth.
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
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I love that they asked for “Public Defenders”, now they know about the undercover FBI agent. The simpleton Tea baggers keep missing the point. These are the same whiners that were crying when the McCain/Bailin ticket lost. Now they are crying again because their yelling (because they are haters not debaters) did not stop health care from passing. They think they can scare, intimidate and force others to go along with them by comments like “This time we came unarmed”, let me tell you something they are not the only ones that are armed and not all ex-military join the fringe militia crazies who don’t pay taxes and run around with face paint in the parks playing commando, the majority are mature and understand that the world is more complicated and grey then the black and white that these simpleton make it out to be and that my friend is the point. Do not cry when regular people openly laugh at your group when they see on TV that your leaders are Sarah Bailin, Orly Taitz, Victoria Jackson, Michele Bachmann and that turn coat Glenn Beck from the LDS. They do more to discredit you on TV (powerful) than any of my comments do in the blog sphere.
I read in the Koran that Christians deserve to die. And You should kill them because they are infidels and that makes you a hero.
I do not like big guns.
The Constitution is dying, I'm sure you can see that.
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