Victoria Jackson!

Dear Readers,

Remember Victoria Jackson?

She's really really funny! I've loved her ever since I met her... er... I mean I've loved her ever since I saw her act funny on the TV!

And she's cute!

I saw her on Saturday Night Live a little bit and she was sooooo funny, and then I saw her do some stand up comedy (or should I say stand upside down comedy lol! :) becuase in the comedy she stands on her hands a lot) and it was really funny. She can sing and dance and do gymnastics and play the guitar and be funny and everything.

But probably the best thing she's been in is UHF, starring Weird Al. She plays Weird Al's girlfriend, and she does a great job. Her character is just so loveable!

Sigh... Victoria Jackson's adorable; she really is.

And now I just found out that my celebrity crush is ALSO A CONSERVATIVE!

Bwah!!! Where have I been?

And she's not just a mild, armchair type of conservative, but she's a full-blown Bible-thumping tea-partying conservative!

Woo-hoo!

And she wrote this funny (and TRUE) song about Barack Obama being a communist and she sang it and she put it on a video and here is the video for all of us to see!!!!!




OK, did you watch it? Wasn't that great? Yeah, I liked it too. The only little bitty part that I wish was a tiny bit different is I wish that Victoria Jackson supported Mitt Romney instead of Mike Huckabee. But hey, that's OK, Victoria. You're still really really really cool and you're really really really hot.

(And by "hot" I mean I imagine your great Christian husband finds you attractive. That's all. Although the way your husband feels about your attractiveness is none of my business, I know. In all seriousness, you and I are both married to different people, you see, and we're both Christians, so of course I would not be suggesting anything sinful by saying you're hot. I'm just saying, come on, you play the guitar, you dance, you're a conservative, you've got a great sense of humor... OK I'll stop now.)

Love ya, Victoria!

(and by "Love ya, Victoria!" I mean "Love ya" in a playful way, the way middle school girls say that to everyone. Of course I didn't mean "Love ya, Victoria!" in the way that adults in romantic relationships use that term. Of course not.)

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa