LTTP - Series Finale

Dear Readers,

Remember all those letters I wrote to the President in February?

It’s been like two weeks, and Barack has still not written me back! Even though I clicked on the box that said, “Yes, please I would please like a response, please” EVERY TIME I WROTE A LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT!

But Mr. OBAMa didn’t write me back…

I emphasize BAM because he wants to "BAM" you... and he wants to "BAM" us all!

Oh, now I see how democracy works under the Obama administration! Now I see how much my opinions are valued!

Mr. Obama, I’ll bet you only write people back if they compliment you, or ask an easy question, or write you once or twice instead of seventeen times!

What are you afraid of Mr. Obama? Are you too busy to reply?

I would write you again, because I really do want those form letters, but, alas, you’re probably no longer accepting public input. (I don’t blame you too much, though, for not responding. I wouldn’t want to read letters all day long about what a lousy job I’m doing.)

You know what I bet you’re doing right now, instead of reading and replying to letters from your constituents? You’re probably sitting in a secret upper room in the Library of Congress, stroking Bo’s black fur, smoking a Cuban cigar, rubbing your hands together, laughing to yourself, and concocting a plan to bully Democrats into voting for the Health Care takeover!

Ala-swiffert!

So… I can’t post his responses or my witty and biting responses to his responses, like I planned on doing.

Say lah vee.

Obama doesn't realize that by not responding, he's hurting Telemoonfa Time readers, who are the most marginalized minority of all the marginalized minorities!

They must have my name on a black list... I just know it. Although, considering the complexion of the current administration, maybe I should say they have me on a white list. Ha ha ha. I shouldn’t have made that joke, and it wasn’t funny, and I apologize. I now realize the hurt I have caused, and I feel ashamed, and I ask for the Universes’ forgiveness.

Maybe I’ll wait a few more weeks, until they forget who I am, and then I’ll write again, and submit one letter per week or something. Or maybe not.

See you later.

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa