Things I'm thankful for

Dear Readers,

As Thanksgiving approaches, it becomes and behooves us to pause and reflect on our blessings. Pause with me, won't you?

OK, are you done pausing?

Hey, stop pausing so you can read my list of things I'm thankful for:

1. Mitt Romney

Seriously Mitt Romney is so awesome and he will win in 2012 Hooray!

2. Sarah Palin

Seriously Sarah Palin is also so awesome and she can be Mitt Romney's vice president, Hey I want her new book, by the way, if any of you are thinking about buying me stuff for Christmas. Just mail presents to:

Telemoonfa
Camoflauged Secret Bunker # 41
Undercoverville, USA

3. Ted Nugent

(Cat Scratch Fever!!!)

4. My bunker stocked with guns and gold

5. My secret knowledge that Global Warming is bunk

6. My hunch that Al Gore is unhappy inside

7. Toast toasted by toasters using the power of Dirty Coal

8. Big trucks that go honk honk

9. Dead birds that I get hot and then bite

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa