Thursday, November 12, 2009

Exploding Vampires 7

It’s about all these vampires, same ones from one
two three four five and six except they’re buffer now
and they all sneak into this guy’s houseboat
and the guys get out AK-47’s and
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

they just blast them all
and stab them sometimes too, with big old machetes,
Like in movies 1 through 6, too,
But in this one
the vampires have true hearts,
so it gets kind of sissy
and they love people and everything,
not just lust, but real emotional stuff
but the people don’t love them back

and the vampires just WHAM explode.

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