Sarah Palin

Dear Readers,

Uh-oh. I think I'm having My Political Identity Crisis, Part 2: Revenge of the Indecision!!!

OK, so I know it’s waaaayyy too early to talk about the 2012 elections, and conservatives ought to be concerned with getting more seats in the House and the Senate in 2010, but so what ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!

let’s talk about 2012 anyway!!!

Word ‘round the campfire is that Sarah Palin won’t run for a second term as the Governor of Alaska. Hmmm… what will she do with all her free time? Maybe she’ll run for President of the U.S. of A.....

I’ll bet she will!

Hooray!

Go Sarah Palin!

She’s cool.

She's a moose-hunting beauty queen!

She’s a pit-bull with lipstick!

She’s a hockey mom!

She's a maverick!

She’s a Christian! (Not just luke-warm Christian, either, like Barack Obama is. No, she's ultra-Christian! Sarah Palin was Pentecostal for a while, and Pentecostals are hardcore!)

I like her accent!

She has five kids, and she’s a loving mother.

Really. I’m not being sarcastic. I really like Sarah Palin. I really really do. Really really really.

Really.

The media has been ala-swiffern to her, though, and now I think that a lot of people have the general impression that she’s ditzy. But she’s smart! And she’s principled. It's not Sarah that's alawhutiest-woo, it's the media that's alawhutiest-woopert stoopert alaswiffern dun!

Maybe she should be a Senator, or a Representative, though, and not try to be the President.

Anyway, now I have to decide who should I vote for: Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, or Sarah Palin. Because they’ll probably all run in 2012.

Um, I think I’ll vote for Romney.

Oh, and remember when I said maybe I like Ron Paul a lot now, maybe more than I like Mitt Romney? Well, I changed my mind, and now my loyalty is back with Mitt Romney.

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa