I got a job!

Dear Readers,

I have big news.

I got a job! I’m going to teach English and drama at a public high school in the Phoenix metropolitan area. Maybe we’ll buy a house. I don’t want to say exactly where my wife and I will be, because I’m paranoid that my students or the administration of the school I work for will find Telemoonfa Time and connect me with it. Then I might get in trouble for some of the offensive things I’ve said on this blog, like when I’ve said that I think it’s cool that the Canadian General Commissioner of Official-ness or whatever ate the heart of a seal, or how I said that generally speaking, I like Jews more than Muslims. (Gosh, that sounds horrible! See why my students and employers shouldn’t find this blog?)

I’ve heard before about how teachers shouldn’t be on MySpace or Facebook or Twitter or anything using their real names or other identifying characteristics because there was this one time that a teacher got suspended because she was posing with a gun on her Facebook account.

So, Telemoonfa Time will just be our little secret, OK?

I feel very happy, and blessed. I feel like God has heard my prayers. I’m excited to start the career that I went to college for. I think I’ll like being a teacher. I’ll keep you posted now and then on how working at my new job and living in a new place go.

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa