Dear Readers,
So I’m sitting in my apartment, working on a new play just for fun named uh… well it doesn’t have a title yet, but it’s about this crazy leprechaun guy tentatively named Goothrax that visits a weird teenager who is ditching school, and the teenager goes on a dream-journey-quest of self-discovery where he learns to appreciate his lot in life, and I get a knock on my door. I open the door to find two NAU student workers. They say very quickly, “we need to come in and put stickers on your light switches.”
Stickers on my light switches?
I don’t really get it.
My lights and light switches are working fine, but it looks like these two student workers are in a hurry, so I let them in and act busy and let them do their thing, to avoid awkwardness. They’re in, they’re out, and then I go look at the light switches. On every light switch cover in my apartment, they put these stickers that say in bright red letters,
PLEASE TURN OFF LIGHTS WHEN LEAVING
I think I just got greener!
Wow, my body feels kind of tingly… what is this feeling? -gasp- I know what it is! I’ve finally achieved environmental awareness!
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
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1 comment:
kekekeke.
you know there are laws that say "Don't kill other people" but that doesn't stop the people from killing each other.
just because a light switch says "turn me off" doesn't mean you're gonna follow it. especially since its a LOT less serious thatn murder.
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