Tuesday, June 16, 2009

College is Sooooooo Hard!

Dear Readers,

Ouch! Ooooo it hurts, it hurts! I'm hurting right now because of college because college is sooooo hard! The agony, oh, the agony! It's hurting me! It makes me do all these really really hard things. My school assignments are practically as hard as the Twelve Labors of Hercules! Just look at the instructions for my next assignment:

For your first full-length essay, become an idler.

Do one or more of the following things:

1. Take a nap when you know you really shouldn't.

2. Draw outside or in a public place.

3. Go on a ramble downtown.

4. Go on a hike outside.

5. Sit in a coffee shop for at least two hours.

Write an essay about your experiences in the idling style.

How will I ever gather the strength to complete such a task?

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa

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