A reason I’d actually consider moving to Canada

Dear Readers,

I don’t wanna move to Canada.

I don’t wanna move to Canada ‘cause they don’t let you have lots of really big guns, the health care isn’t as good as America’s, and they still have Queen Elizabeth on their money, and ‘cause they talk funny, and ‘cause it’s too cold there.

But I just read something that made me see our Northern neighbors in a little better light.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98E2QEG1&show_article=1

Bwah ha ha! That’s the best news I’ve heard all day! The Governor General (Whatever that funny Canadian political office is- but it sounds important) ate the heart of a seal! On purpose! In front of everyone! Woo-hoo!

Take that, animal activists!

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa