Sleepy Bear

Once upon a time there was a bear named Sleepy Bear, and all he wanted to do was sleep.  So one Tuesday morning at nine o’clock, he was sleeping.  Snore snore snore.  

And his Mommy Bear said, “That Sleepy Bear.  All he wants to do is sleep.”

But Sleepy Bear just said, “snore snore snore.”

And his Daddy Bear said, “Yeah, I wish Sleepy Bear would get up and do something useful with his life.  Hey.  Sleepy Bear, wake up!”

But Sleepy Bear just said, “Snore snore snore.”

And Mommy Bear said, “How should we wake him up?”

And Daddy Bear said, “I have an idea, let’s roar at him.”

Mommy bear said, “Oh, yeah, that’s a good idea.  Ok, let’s roar at him, on the count of three.  One, two, three, ROAR!”  

And Sleepy Bear woke up!  And he said, “Hey man, I was sleeping, man, what’d you have to wake me up, for, man?  I was having this groove-a-licious dream where I was eating this gigantic blueberry pie.  It was far out, man.”

But Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear just said, “ROAR!”

And the moral of the story is: Don’t sleep your life away.  Get up and do something useful, or get up and play.