Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Once upon a time there was a girl named Goldilocks, and one day she was walking through the forrest, and as she walked, she sang this song:

Tra la la la la

My name is Goldilocks

Tra la la la la

I love to skip and trot

Tra la la la la

I’m having such a wonderful day

Tra la la la la

I wonder what will come my way

And then she found a Bear’s House.  And she was curious.  So she looked through the window, and she didn't see any bears in there, so then she went to the front door, and she knocked, knock knock knock, and nobody answered.  Then she put her hand on the door handle, and twisted it, and she opened the door, and then she went inside the Bear’s House. 

Then Goldilocks walked around and she saw a table with three bowls of porridge.  One bowl for Daddy Bear, one bowl for Mommy Bear, and one bowl for Baby Bear.  And she was a little bit hungry, so she decided to taste the porridge.  First she took a bite out of Daddy Bear’s bowl of porridge, but it was so hot, it nearly burned her tongue.  Then she took a bite out of Mommy Bear’s bowl of porridge, but it was so cold, it nearly froze her tongue.  Then she took a bite out of Baby Bear’s bowl of porridge, and it wasn’t too hot, and it wasn’t too cold, it was just right.  And it was tasty.  So she took another bite, and then another bite, until she gobbled up the entire bowl of porridge.

Then Goldilocks stood up and walked around, and she saw three chairs, one chair for Daddy Bear, one chair for Mommy Bear, and one chair for Baby Bear.  And she thought it might be nice to sit down, so first she sat down in Daddy Bear’s chair, but it was too hard.  She just couldn’t get comfortable.  Then she sat down in Mommy Bear’s chair, but it was too soft.  She just couldn’t get comfortable.  Then she sat down in Baby Bear’s chair, and it wasn’t too hard, and it wasn’t too soft, it was just right.  And it was a really comfortable chair.  So Goldilocks sat in it for a long time, until she almost fell asleep.  But then she said, “Wait a minute!  Wait a minute!  I don’t want to fall asleep in a chair.  I want to fall asleep in a bed.”

So Goldilocks stood up and walked around until she found three beds, one bed for Daddy Bear, one bed for Mommy Bear, and one bed for Baby Bear.  First she laid down in Daddy Bear’s bed, but it was too hard.  Then she laid down in Mommy Bear’s bed, but it was too soft.  Then she laid down in Baby Bear’s bed, and it wasn’t too hard, and it wasn't too soft, it was just right.  And it was a really comfortable bed.  So Goldilocks laid there until she fell asleep.  Snore, snore, snore.

ROAR!

It was the bears!  Goldilocks screamed, “Ahhh!” and she got up out of the bed and she ran out of the Bear’s House and she ran out of the whole forrest, screaming, “Ahhh!”  

And the moral of the story is, if you’re ever walking through the forrest, and you find a Bear’s House, don’t go in there.