Top Ten Mormon pick-up lines

# 10 Excuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing how modestly you’re dressed.

# 9 I think there might be something wrong with my Liahona. Both spindles keep pointing straight to you. Ah, but now that I see your beautiful eyes, maybe this Liahona is working perfectly after all.

# 8 By the way, my Dad’s a General Authority.

# 7 There’s going to be a sealing ceremony at the nearest temple next Saturday at 9 a.m. Will you prepare yourself to become my eternal companion by accompanying me immediately to our temple recommend interviews?

# 6 You look thirsty. How about a cup of hot chocolate on me?

# 5 Greetings, fair one. An angel with a flaming sword commanded me to take you as my seventeenth polygamous wife. Will you comply?

# 4 Hey there… you look like the type of gal who really knows how to hie to Kolob.

# 3 Have you ever played Settlers of Catan? Do you wanna?

# 2 Hi, my bishop finally just gave me clearance to start dating again. So… can I pick you up at 7?

# 1 Hi my name is Paul Bird and I just got back from a mission.