January

Jan was wary.
Jan was a berry.
Thus, Jan was a wary berry,
and rightfully so,
for wouldn`t you know,
Jan was eaten by Febbie
and the eating was scary
because Febbie was a sasquatch.
Stop what you`re doing
and listen to the chewing:
Chew chew. Chew chew.
Alas, the only comforting thing
the new year did bring
was the snow, and a train.
Choo choo. Choo choo.