Explosions! Explosions!

If you walk on this little part of the sidewalk
you wanna know what happens? BAM!
There’s an explosion!

If you drink this cup of orange juice
you think nothing will happen to you
but really what happens is WOOSH!
There’s another explosion!

And then if you don’t pay any attention
to the explosion then the explosion
just gets EXPLOSIVER and starts exploding
out words, like in everybody’s mind:
“Since you don’t pay any attention to
my extra explosive exploding explosiveness
you leave me no choice but to
EXPLODE THE ENTIRE PLANET!!!”

But then he looks at this little girl
holding a teddy bear and she says,
“Please mister, Wubbles doesn’t want to be an explode!”
Then the explosion remembers that
he had a Wubbles when he was a kid so he stops
exploding for a minute and then somebody
says, “Ha! I knew you were bluffing!”
even though the guy only said it in his mind
but the explosion can read minds so then
the explosion mutates into a black hole
because he secretly had that power all along
and he simultaneously sucks and explodes
in the whole entire universe and EVERYBODY DIES!