Q: What does a cow like to do on Friday nights?
A: Go to the moovies.
Q: What's a cow's favorite state?
A: Moontana
Q: What did the cow say after the spectacular fireworks display?
A: Wow, those fireworks were spectaculmoo-ar!
Q: What does a cow do after breakfast?
A: He reads the moospaper.
Q: What did the cow say after he watched a sad movie?
A: That was mooving!
Q: What's a cow's favorite dessert?
A: Mooberry pie!
Q: Why did the cow put on a coat?
A: Because he heard there was going to be a mooblizzard
Q: What's a cow's favorite planet?
A: Neptmoon.
Q: What's a cow's favorite space thing?
A: The moon. Actually, wait, it's a mooteroide.
Q: What's a cow's favorite type of play?
A: Moosicals
Q: Why did the cow lick the electric fence over and over again, even though it hurt, and even though he knew he shouldn't do it, and even though he felt guilty for doing it, and even though his mother told him that he was a bad cow for doing it?
A: He was in a self-destructive mood.
1 comment:
Luke Dad and I cracked up!
My favorite was the moosicals one
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