Dear Readers,
So there’s a psychopathic Green Party guy masquerading as a legitimate politician named Richard Grayson. I wish I could tell you that Richard lives in Hollyweird, or in Communist Cuba, but the truth is, he’s very very close to us.
Very close.
Like, really really close.
Aggh!!
I see him!
He’s right outside my house!
Richard Grayson is barefoot, and swaying from side to side, and humming, and drawing peace signs in the air with his fingers (and remember that the peace sign is really a Satanic symbol- it’s an upside down broken cross!)
Hold on, let me get a closer look…
What’s that he’s got in his hand? It’s a voodoo doll! A voodoo doll made to represent Israel! And he’s poking it! Poking it violently!!!
What’s he doing now?
Now he’s singing songs by John Lennon (and not the young poppy John Lennon, but the old, naked John Lennon!)
Shhhh… now Richard Grayson is talking to some kids playing in the street. What is he doing to them? Where are the parents?
Look out!
Richard Grayson is enrolling the neighborhood children into his Green Re-Education Summer Camp! Oh no! I bet those kids won’t be learning about butterflies and petunias- they’ll be sterilized and forced to ingest hallucinogens!
Hey! Richard Grayson! Get away from those children!
Hold on, I need to quit typing for a second to go take care of business.
* * *
OK, now I’m back, and Richard Grayson is gone.
Thank goodness my next-door neighbor is an exorcist.
Oh, that Richard Grayson…
I vigorously oppose him!
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
P.S. Let me ask you a serious question, Richard Grayson. Why are you running for office? I think you’re crazy, and I think your party’s crazy, and I think you have no chance of winning, so I don’t know why you’re running. Why don’t you just become a Democrat and try to make the Democratic Party Greener? That’s the sensible thing to do. (Oh wait, actually the really sensible thing to do would be to become a conservative Republican.)
P.P.S. There's no way I can endorse you, Richard Grayson! You're running against Jeff Smith, and I endorse Jeff Smith!
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3 comments:
Why won't richard grayson leave a comment?
come on! refute this post Mr. Grayson!
I looked at the Green Party Blog. And the latest post where it stared to talk about Jeff Flake there was a picture of the Book of Mormon, except it said the Book of Moron.
I'm offended. Very very offended.
At a Shakespeare festival in Utah "A Merchant of Venice" was performed and when Shylock said he would convert to Christianity, Mormons in the audience broke into applause.
So goyim shouldn't criticize a Jew for being against Israel. Er zol vaksen vi a tsibeleh, mit dem kop in drerd!
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