Dear Readers,
I hope Chuck Devore wins tomorrow. He's the true conservative in the Republican primary race for Senator in California.
He's down in the polls, though... and it looks like Carly Fiorina will win.
If Carly wins, it will be because she has so much more money than Chuck Devore does.
(By the way, yesterday at a pro-Israel rally in L.A., Chuck Devore said, "The fight between Israel and Hamas is the fight between civilization and barbarism." That's the kind of straight talk I like to hear. And Chuck Devore is very pro- nuclear power!)
But I should probably devote most of my political time to supporting candidates and political causes in Arizona.
Here are some of my endorsements for Arizona politicians:
In congressional district 1, where I used to live, I endorse Bradley Beauchamp.
He's got "champ" in his name, like one of the most powerful Pokemon ever, Machamp. Machamp does seismic toss. Ha ha ha. That's why you should vote for Bradley Beauchamp. Ha ha ha. No, seriously folks, I heard Bradley Beauchamp speak at a Tea Party on July 4th, 2009 in Flagstaff, and he was great. Beauchamp seems like a real-deal limited government conservative.
It's time for Ann Kirkpatrick to go.
In Congressional District 8, where I was raised, I endorse Jesse Kelley.
Send a warrior to Congress!
It's time for Gabby Giffords to go.
In Congressional District 6, where I live now, I endorse Jeff Smith.
It's time for Jeff Flake to go.
For Arizona Govener, I think I endorse Jan Brewer. I like her stauch defense of SB 1070. It looks like she's going to win. But I like Buz Mills a lot, too. His name is Buz. Ha ha ha.
For US Senator, I endorse JD Hayworth.
It's time for John McCain to go.
For every other political office in Arizona, I don't know who I endorse.
Oh, and I gotta give out one more endorsement, and this one is far away from Arizona. I endorse Dale Peterson for Agricultural Commisioner in Alabama.
Watch this video ha ha ha it is soooooooooooooo cooooooooooooooool!!!
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
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Can you endorse me in the Green Party primary in Arizona's Sixth Congressional District? Since you live there, it would give me added credibility to get the 221 votes I need to win the primary even though no one is running against me in the Green Party primary because I am "only" a write-in candidate?
If you, as a Arizona Republican conservative cannot endorse me (I notice that does not stop Arizona Republicans from helping the Texas Green Party but I don't know if you guys do it for people inside Arizona. If it helps, I live in New York most of the year because the theater is better than in Apache Junction, something you can probably appreciate), then - I bet you forgot that dependent clause after that long parenthetical statement - can you vigorously oppose me? That would also help.
Thank you for your attention and if I am elected as your Congressman, I will make sure you keep your job because jobs are important to American families. If you do lose your current job, I will help you find a new one as my deputy chief of staff or something.
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