Dear Readers,
Say hello to your new Precinct Committeeman!
As you know, dear faithful readers, I’ve been trying to get more politically active, and I’ve been trying to make America more conservative. Well, some of my tea-party friends told me about becoming a Precinct Committeeman for the Republican Party.
So I did it!
I got together 15 signatures from my Republican neighbors, and I got some official paperwork notarized, and I turned the official paperwork into the Pinal County Elections Office in Florence.
Now it looks like I just have to wait around until November 2nd, when I, Telemoonfa, will magically transform from an ordinary citizen to a Precinct Committeeman for the Republican Party in Arizona, in Legislative District 23, in Voting Precinct 88!
Woo-hoo!
See, the secret tea-party plan is to get a whole bunch of tea-party activists to become Precinct Committeemen in the Republican Party. We tea-party activists will infiltrate the Republican party little by little… and then we’ll take it over!
And when we tea-party activists take over the Republican party, we’ll guide the party to power, and we’ll take over the government! And then when we take over the government, we’ll be fair and just and righteous and transparent and everything wonderful like that!
So what do Precinct Committeemen do, exactly?
Um, that’s not really important. What’s important here is that I’m going to be one!
Um… well, I really don’t know much about the position… it’s a volunteer position… I guess I’ll find out what Precinct Committeemen do when I become one. Ha ha ha. It’s kind of like the recent health care bill- we have to pass it to find out what’s in it. That’s how legislation works. Ha ha ha. That’s what Nancy Pelosi said, remember that?
Elect me to be a Precinct Committeeman, and then you'll find out what kind of politician I'll be!
Ha ha ha.
Oh, and one of the cool things about becoming a Precinct Committeeman is that I don't really have to campaign. About half of the slots in the Republican Party in the USA are open. The positions just go unfulfilled. So most of the times what ends up happening is if you run, you get the office.
I’ll tell you more about what a Precinct Committeeman does later, if you and I are interested in having such a conversation.
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
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I'm interested in what they do, because I signed a petition to get some woman into the precinct committeeman position, she explained why I should do this but it kinda went in one ear and out the other. I just wanted to feel cool and sign a petition. but now I'm wondering what I did.
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