Thursday, January 15, 2009

Where Do Thoughts Come From?

Dear Readers,

Where do thoughts come from? I think some thoughts come from God and some thoughts come from the Devil, and I think that some come from God’s Angels, and some come from Satan’s Demons.

But I also want to think that some thoughts come from my own brain. I want to think that I am the original creator of some of my ideas.

I just developed my own metaphysical chart of where thoughts and feelings come from. It's at the top, you know, of this blog post, and, um, it's probably totally bogus, or, as my redneck friends would say, it's all a bunch of bull-honkey.

The squiggly lines represent influence, or thought. The lines coming out of my head aren’t meant to look like I’m influencing God or Satan, though, those are just coming out of me and floating into the air, you know, and getting all twisted up in the universe. But the squiggly lines coming from God and Satan are coming into my head. Notice that there are 4 lines coming from God and 3 lines coming from Satan- I did that to suggest that God is more powerful than Satan.

The chart has many other sacred symbolisms, hidden deep, and the full interpretation of the chart shall only be revealed to people who truly believe in themselves with all their hearts, and can prove their Heart Self Loveness by passing through the Four Trials of Harloompa-Ashwankanow.

OK, I have to go. I may have said too much. I must now plead for God to put another big squiggly line into my head. And I have to shine my Sacred Ancient Talisman of Holiness with the Blessed Rag of Heaven, which was dropped in the Golden Years from Heaven by an Angel, whose name shall go un-uttered.

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

not that i believe in either god or satan, however, i'd think that if they existed they'd be fools not to be influenced by those whoes thoughts thet were influencing themselves