Friday, January 2, 2009
Personal Ad
Hello there! Am I 4 U? I’m 24,
male, white, non-smoking.
Interests: biking, hiking,
reading good books, photography.
I’m outdoorsy! But not homeless-outdoorsy:)
I’m outdoorsy like a guy in an
camping-gear advertisement is outdoorsy,
smiling and clean, rolling up a sleeping bag, or
using a compass. Have red car!
Sunrises! Butterflies! Bubble-gum!
Enjoys wistful bird-chirps.
Seeking my single, white, non-smoking,
straight princess, between 20 and 26.
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i notice that you didn't mention your marital status. is that because you're not single? shouldn't you mention that somewhere in your add? does your wife read this? how does she feel? i know if my spouse was posting personal adds online looking for a 'single, white, non-smoking, straight princess, between 20 and 26' i'd feel horrible even if it was all in the guise of a poem. unless you plan on doing the polygamy thing? but i thought that was the reform lds? either way... that's the only thing i ever liked about the religion anyway. oh yeah, is the red car still the little geo you traded yourself for?
yeah, I still have the red geo! It's running pretty well. It makes this weird squeaky noise a lot, but whatever. I know this good car mechanic who treats me and the car honestly, and uh... the geo storm has served me well for... uh... 4 years I guess it's been.
"Personal Ad" is just a silly poem I wrote. I'm not really looking for another woman. The "I" in my poems is not always the "I" in my head. I like to say that the views expressed on telemoonfa time are not necescarrillllly the views held by any individual or organization.
Yeah, my wife reads telemoonfa time sometimes.
what do you mean "the little geo you traded yourself for?" I don't get it.
anyway, see you later
the squeeky noise could be the cv joints or cv boots, they go out frequently on geos. it was the first thing to go on both of mine. if caught early it's not to expensive. you may want to get it checked out... if the 'i' in your poem is not the 'i' in your head why is he driving your car?
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