Paris and Britney Time 3000!!!

Hello everyone. As you have probably already seen, my blog doesn't have much of a theme or a direction. My blog is just whatever I want to talk about whenever I sign in to my blog. And sometimes I just copy and paste a bunch of stuff that I've already written. Which brings me to another important item of business: nobody, except for one stranger, has commented on my blog. What's up with that? Isn't my blog intellectually stimulating? Don't you want to talk about all my neat ideas? Because they are so neat!

Oh, hey, I know what the problem is! I'm not gossiping about celebrities enough!

OK, here it comes, America. It's what you want, Telemoonfa Time has morphed into:

Paris + Britney Time 3000!!!

Like, it's so Awesome, Like Hot Guy's Butts!

'Kay, like, so totally the other day I saw Paris Hilton and she was like so totally wasted I couldn't even believe it! omg!

It was, like, um, she was saying like, "Snuuhhh...I'm ... me Paris Hilton...sluhh.. buuuhhhh and I just have to...talk about... I want so many money... of me... nuhh.... uh...."

And then she totally, like, couldn't finish a sentence! lol! j/k! brb! lol! I would, like, never be her bff! 4-sure! lol!

Oh, and did you see Britney Spears' new cell phone? It was all pink and sparkly and the iPeople gave her, like, totally a million dollars just 4 her to have it and like, talk on it during her concerts, or whatever!

But like, Britney's in so much trouble right now with her agent 'cuz the agent was all like, "Britney, you really need to stop screaming profanities at your tweeny-bopper fans, like, the mini-van moms are all gripe-ing about it hardcore."

And then Britney was like, "I'm Britney, beep" (x-cept she didnt say beep, lol!) And then Britney just like totally smashed a big bottle of vodka over her agent's head! omg! brb!

j/k! lol! And there was blood everywhere and the cops came and they were like, "C'mon, Britney, we got to get you to a safe place." And then Britney was like, "Oops I did it again!" and then just smashed 'em all in the face!

It was so totally crazy, like, 4-sure! omg! brb! lol! rvsp!

But I don' t care B-cuz Britney is like, a part of my heart, U know? Like, I just love her sooooooo soooooooo much!

B-cuz even though Britney's like, a little in trouble right now, she like, totally changed my life when nobody else could.

'Kay, like, seriously, I was like, crying one time B-cuz my ex-bf was like, just a jerk, like, so totally and I just want to say to Britney, now that I, like, grew up with you, like, when you were singing and stuff, "I'm not that innocent!" lol!