Friday, October 24, 2014

BLAST-OFF!!! R U a Honey-Cruncher Kid?!

Honey-Cruncher kids are cool and sly-
(just like Honey-Crunchers!) so they buy
all the Honey-Cruncher products, regardless
of price or quality! So go ahead, make a mess!

Overflow your bowl with Big Buzzy Buzzers
with your breakfast pals, the BumbleBee Brothers!
Then BLAST OFF to the nearest grocery store
and make Mom buy Honey-Cruncher stuff galore!

Like Buzzer-Blasting Berry O’s
Golden Chocolate Goblin Toes
Mighty Stingray Sugar Squares
Hibernating Marshmallow Bears

Rainbow Happy Twizzle Sticks
Cereal Experiment Number Six
Rhino-Dino Cinnamon-Bites
and limited-edition Licorice Knights

Get every Honey-Cruncher box on the shelf
because only then can you consider yourself
a true Honey-Cruncher kid, loyal to the brand.
Buy ‘em all. Eat ‘em all.  Then buy more!  Understand?!

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