Dear Readers,
In case you care, here's how I feel about everything:
Gun control: Bang! Bang! Bang! Get away from my guns! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Abortion: Murder. Sinful.
Gay marriage: No, that's bad. Don't do it. "Demonic in origin" to quote the Pope.
Myself: Yes, I'm sinful too. Look, I don't throw literal stones, like the Scribes and Pharisees, only digital ones.
My neighbors: Pleasant. Cordial.
President Obama: Bad. Bad. Destructively Progressive.
Secession: Hey let's not get crazy.
Love: Great!
Religion: Great! Especially mine! (Mormon) But the Pope is good too!
Taxes: Lower them. Especially for the rich people who employ everybody.
Social Security: Socially insecure. Privatize it!
Education: Bust the teachers' unions. More School Choice= More Better People and schools for them too like me look! I learned in public schools and this sentence is not too good sorry but if you give me private school education than writing and smarts for all gets better. And put Jesus back in school.
Texas: Yee-haw!
California: Love the beaches. Hate the politics.
Immigration: Simplify legal immigration. Bring in computer whizzes. Keep moochers and the riff raff out.
The Weather: Beautiful!
Racial problems: Ignore race and it will go away.
Global Warming: Fake.
The Shroud of Turin: Real.
Sincerely,
Telemoonfa
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The irony of the 'way you feel' about gun control juxtaposed with the reasons abortion is wrong succinctly epitomizes the overwhelming lack of of logic in just about every issue addressed throughout your blog. It's almost as if other people are forming your opinions for you. Hmmm. Who could they be?
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