Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Chicken Jokes


Q: What does a chicken eat for breakfast?

A: Sometimes cereal, sometimes toast, and sometimes he eats bawk.

Q: How does a chicken beat you up?

A: He just punches you a whole bunch of times. Then he says, “bawk!”

Q: How does a chicken pronounce the word “box”?

A: bawks

Q: What term did the ancient Mayan chickens invent for an religiously significant time period?   

A: Bawktun

Q: What was the chicken for Halloween?

A: Bawkbeard, the Pirate.

Q: Who is a chicken’s favorite classical composer?

A: Jean Sebastien Bawk.

Q: Who did the chicken vote for in the 2012 Republican Primary?

A: Michelle Bawkmann

Q: Who is a chicken’s favorite celebrity?

A: Mike Tyson, because he was a bawkser.

Q: Why did the chicken leave the coop?

A: He wanted to take a walk around the bawk.

Q: What’s a chicken’s favorite month?

A: Bawktober.

Q: What's a chicken's favorite pie?

A: Bawkberry pie.

Q: What did the chicken say when he saw the new chicken coop?

A: Oh me!  Oh my!  That new coop is absolutely incredibly bawk-tastic!

Q: Why did the chicken fail elementary school?

A: He sat in the back row and he couldn't see the bawkboard.

Q: What does a chicken dream about?

A: He dreams of catapults… he dreams of life among the clouds… he dreams of the dignity of every frog in the forest.  Bawk!


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