Q: What does a chicken eat for breakfast?
A: Sometimes cereal, sometimes toast, and sometimes he eats bawk.
Q: How does a chicken beat you up?
A: He just punches you a whole bunch of times. Then he says, “bawk!”
Q: How does a chicken pronounce the word “box”?
A: bawks
Q: What term did the ancient Mayan chickens invent for an religiously
significant time period?
A: Bawktun
Q: What was the chicken for Halloween?
A: Bawkbeard, the Pirate.
Q: Who is a chicken’s favorite classical composer?
A: Jean Sebastien Bawk.
Q: Who did the chicken vote for in the 2012 Republican Primary?
A: Michelle Bawkmann
Q: Who is a chicken’s favorite celebrity?
A: Mike Tyson, because he was a bawkser.
Q: Why did the chicken leave the coop?
A: He wanted to take a walk around the bawk.
Q: What’s a chicken’s favorite month?
A: Bawktober.
Q: What's a chicken's favorite pie?
A: Bawkberry pie.
Q: What did the chicken say when he saw the new chicken
coop?
A: Oh me! Oh my! That new
coop is absolutely incredibly bawk-tastic!
Q: Why did the chicken fail elementary school?
A: He sat in the back row and he couldn't see the bawkboard.
Q: What does a chicken dream about?
A: He dreams of catapults… he dreams of life among the
clouds… he dreams of the dignity of every frog in the forest. Bawk!
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