Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Christmas Cards for your Non-Believing Relatives

Dear Readers,

Are you looking for the perfect non-offensive Christmas Card for friends or family who have gone astray like little lost lambs? Well look no further! Telemoonfa has the perfect Christmas Card for you!

First, here's the preachy version you can mail to the good Christians in your family tree:





Inside the card, I suggest you write, "Remember the best Christmas gift of all: For God so loved the world that he gave his Only Begotten Son, that whosoever believeth on him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

And here's the less offensive design for the rest of them:




Inside the card, I suggest you write something like,

"As the end of the year approaches, let's pause to remember why we send each other holiday cards: to remind ourselves to accept the Positivity all around us and to extol the virtues of Inclusiveness, in all of its beautifully diverse forms. May the non-judgmental spirit of late December fill your home and your heart."

Feel free to print out these cards and mail them to everyone on your Christmas card list!

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa

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