Dude, That’s Epic!

Dude, chickens are EPIC!
Pies are EPIC!
Chicken-pies are EPIC!
Pie-chickens are EPIC!
If you don’t know what chicken-pies
or pie-chickens are
then obviously you’re not EPIC
because all the EPIC people are just…EPIC!

Dude, this poem is EPIC!

If you don’t think this poem is EPIC,
then maybe you need to take an EPIC chill pill
and look in an EPIC mirror to find your EPIC soul
because I know what’s EPIC and what’s not EPIC
and EPIC is the most EPIC-est thing … and EPIC!

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EPIC KIRBY

EPIC