I Don't Believe in Global Warming, Part Two

Dear Readers,

Maybe you're tired of me talking about global warming, but I just have to tell somebody something, because right now I'm worked up. I just went to the Drudge Report and read an article, written by a reporter for the Associated Press, at

http://www.livescience.com/environment/081210-ap-climate-treaty.html

which is about how man-made global warming has been proven by the UN IPCC (United Nations Inter-governmental Committee on Climate Change) at the latest IPCC meeting in Poland.

And then I read another article about how global warming has not been proven. This second article said that there are 650 skeptical international scientists speaking up about global warming! 650!

Bwaaaahhhh!!!! This global warming stuff is making me crazy!!!

Here's the link to the second, better article:

http://epw.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=Minority.Blogs&ContentRecord_id=2158072e-802a-23ad-45f0-274616db87e6

Why does everybody I know (no, not everybody I know, but a lot of people at college I know) blindly accept that man-made global warming is real? It infuriates me! One of my college professors, in the English department, not the science department, mind you, said in a cock-sure manner, during a lecture, "Come on, is there any question any more that global warming is happening?"

And I regret to say that I was a coward, and I didn't voice my skepticism. I guess I felt intimidated and out-numbered. But one other brave student said, "I don't think there's any debate that it's happening, but I think there still is some debate about if it's human-caused or not." Bless his heart.

To make up for my cowardice, I told the English 105 class that I teach that I didn’t believe in man-made global warming, so, you know- and I'm writing on my blog about it - so, I feel like I'm doing my duty as a citizen of the USA and as a trying-to-be-honest man, you know what I mean?

Please read the article from the US Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works, the article at the other end of the second link, and tell everyone you know, and get involved, and write to your political representatives or something! Hopefully we can start to shift the madness about global warming in this country, and the world can stop wasting money on a non-problem. It’s just insane about how much money we’re spending on global warming- billions and billions of dollars - and what good has become of all that money being spent? NOTHING!!!

I’d be happier if politicians spent the money they were spending on global warming on jewels or cars or ridiculously over-priced outfits or booze for themselves - at least that would stimulate the economy! Or, if the government stopped throwing money down the global warming vortex, they could, I don’t know, pay off their debts, or give it back to the American people, you know, the taxpayers- the workers who give the government their money in the first place. Just a thought.

Bwaaahhh!!!

Global warming isn't real!

Rawr!!!

Sincerely,
Telemoonfa