Photographs on College Brochures

Photographs on College Brochures

have very attractive people,
in attractive, well-tailored clothing.

There are very attractive plants, too,
in these photographs,
and very attractive architecture,
and very attractive computers,
which the very attractive people
type on, and look at, and smile at.

The pictures show lots of friends:
friends in a dorm hallway,
friends in the cafeteria,
friends at a sporting event-
all smiling friends.

There’s usually an attractive, white
woman in her late teens or early twenties,
wearing a skirt, checking her watch,
or holding a cup of coffee, or writing,
or putting one hand on her chin,
or walking down a path
while a light breeze gently blows her blonde
or brunette or red hair.

Frequently the attractive, white
woman in the skirt is having what
looks exactly like an intellectual
discussion with another person.
It must be an intellectual discussion
because they are in college now
and they are in the library
and they are talking with each other,
and the male student has a beard,
and wears glasses, and is holding
a book.

She has a smooth skin tone, a smile,
and in the picture you can see
the perfect amount of cleavage.