Chomp Goosh Ka-pow!

A tyrannosaurus rex
chomped off the head of a grizzly bear
just for fun and swallowed it
and the bear’s mangled neck squirted
out a fountain of blood
and there was blood all over the place
but the T-Rex didn’t care because
he just stuck his claws out and roared,
“Kor-rath sublitt!”
which, being interpreted, is
“Presently I feel an enjoyable emotion.”
and the bear’s body was on the ground
shaking all over the place
and the blood was still squirting
out everywhere and then out of nowhere the
bear’s head inside the dinosaur’s stomach
barfed and the puke went everywhere
but the T-Rex didn’t care because
he just reached inside his own mouth
and pulled out the grizzly bear head
and threw it into a volcano
that just erupted out of nowhere
but the T-Rex didn’t care because
the tyrannosaurus rex could withstand
lava and so he said
“Gortha-ma-homatark”
which, being interpreted, is
“The exploding volcano doesn’t bother me
because I can withstand lava.”