Mr. Flipper’s Zipper Collection: a poem adapted from a lecture given at the 47th Annual International Conference on the Proliferation and Classification of Zippers titled, “Zipper Happy: the Unilateral Condition and Station and Stipulation of the Relationship Betwixt Contralateral Zippers and Detectable Joy.”
Mr. Flipper collects zippers.
ZIPPY-ZAP!
All kinds of zippers:
zippers on jackets
zippers on packets
zippers on cases for tennis rackets
ZIPPY-ZAPPY!
zippers on suits
zippers on boots
zippers that’re ugly
zippers that’re cutes
ZIPPY-ZAP!
zippers zipped
zippers unzipped
zippers in various stages of zipation
zippers he bought on a zippy vacation
ZIPPY-ZAPPY!
But Mr. Flipper had a little house
and there were so many zippers that
all the zippers made everything explode!
BAM! KA-BOOM!
Then Mr. Flipper said,
“Yippers! All my Zippers!”
But he didn’t really say that
because he was exploded, too,
but he thought it when he was a ghost.
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3 comments:
The first time I read this, I cracked up laughing.
The Boid
Hilarious.
And You've inspired me to create my own blog!
but SHH!!
its a secret blog.
mystery.
http://sparrowtorntobits.blogspot.com/
I laughed too
PP
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