(just like Honey-Crunchers!) so they buy
all the Honey-Cruncher products, regardless
of price or quality! So go ahead, make a mess!
Overflow your bowl with Big Buzzy Buzzers
with your breakfast pals, the BumbleBee Brothers!
Then BLAST OFF to the nearest grocery store
and make Mom buy Honey-Cruncher stuff galore!
Like Buzzer-Blasting Berry O’s
Golden Chocolate Goblin Toes
Mighty Stingray Sugar Squares
Hibernating Marshmallow Bears
Rainbow Happy Twizzle Sticks
Cereal Experiment Number Six
and limited-edition Licorice Knights
Get every Honey-Cruncher box on the shelf
because only then can you consider yourself
a true Honey-Cruncher kid, loyal to the brand.
Buy ‘em all. Eat ‘em all. Then buy more! Understand?!